ALCOHOL

Ahhh, booze. The great social lubricant. The winner at football games, birthdays, Saturday night rages,
and basically any time you need an excuse to down a few. Do you really need a headline to sell beer or vodka?
The stuff practically sells itself. But, if you're not drowning in ideas...
 

VODKA. MAKING RUSSIANS TOLERATE CORRUPTION SINCE 1386.

DRINK RESPONSIBLY. DON'T GET ANY ON THE CALFSKIN RUG.

never skip keg day.

IT TURNS fives into tens. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

BEER. IT WON'T SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM BUT YOU'LL CARE LESS ABOUT IT.

IN 1925 THEY KILLED FOR THIS BOURBON. ALL IT WILL COST YOU is $30.

WE'Re showing you half-naked women. fancy a pint now? 

in-laws. taxes. politicians. you need a drink now more than ever.

drink beer. it's cheaper than a psychiatrist.

the wine that's been the topic of conversation since the last supper.

STRONG? LET'S JUST SAY THE LABEL IS IN BRAILLE.

IF YOU CAN HOLD YOUR LIQUOR, YOU'LL GIVE THIS ONE A BEAR HUG. 

WARNING: DO NOT TEXT AND TEQUILA.

THE WINE SUBURBAN MOMS RELY ON TO STAY SANE