FASHION

Those vacant stares. The Photoshopped perfection. The sexy guy or gal crow-barred into the “concept.”
You’ve got it all…except a mediocre headline to be the cherry on the turd. Well...look no further. 
There's more cheese on this page than at a Wisconsin deli.

no child has cried to make the sneakers that you have buyed.

BUY our bras. they're the tits. 

if you can't dress to kill, at least wound them.

$100 for a t-shirt? well, those sewing machines don't grow on trees.

you don't need it. you can't afford it. you'll take two.

slip into something uncomfortably expensive.

put the party back in your pants.

the only thing tougher than our old boots are our new ones. 

gloves that actually fit like a glove.

clothes so trendy, they're out of fashion by the time you get them home.

they aren't shoes. they're an investment in attitude.

every sneaker tells a story. usually of a sweatshop in china.

have a better sleeve up your sleeve.

if the shoe fits, wear it. if not we have free returns. 

the sneaker makes the man. don't ask who makes the sneaker.