FINANCIAL

Money. The root of all evil, or the thing you rely on to find a more attractive partner?
 For as long as rich people have lent money to poor people, at crippling rates of interest, there have been ads for financial services.
Most of the time, with a smiling suit shaking hands with a happy couple. Because money makes everyone happy, right?

VERY INTERESTING INTEREST RATES YOU'LL BE REALLY INTERESTED IN.

WE HAVE MONEY. YOU HAVE POINTLESS CRAP TO BUY. LET'S TALK.

FRIENDS. ROMANS. COUNTRYMAN. LEND ME $50,000 AT 4.2% APR.

MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING. LOTS OF MONEY IS. 

PAYDAY LOANS. BECAUSE LOAN SHARKS WEREN'T CHARGING ENOUGH INTEREST. 

IF MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT WALKS...WE'RE ALL MOUTH AND NO LEGS.

BEER. FAST CARS. PRIME RIB. THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE AREN'T FREE. 

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PAY THE MORTGAGE WITH A HUG AND A WISH. 

NO ONE LIKES BEING RICH. THEY F&@KING LOVE IT. 

THE BANK FOR PEOPLE WITH LESS SENSE THAN MONEY.

TIRED OF BEING ALONE? GET A LOAN. MONEY CAN BUY LOVE.

MONEY. OPENING DOORS AND LEGS SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME.