AUTOMOTIVE 

Broom broom go the cars and motorbikes. Vroom vroom go the trucks.
When you need copy for those automotive ads, this is definitely the last place to come.
But desperate times call for desperate measures.

RUNS ON GAS. DRIVES LIKE THE WIND.

WHEN THE WEATHER IS SUCKING, just KEEP ON TRUCKING.

MY OTHER other CAR IS ALSO A PORSCHE.

IT'S A FUCKING BMW. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

IF YOU'RE GOING TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR THE SIZE OF YOUR DICK, DO IT IN STYLE.

roads? where you're going, YOU'RE gonna need roads actually. 

YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT? THAT'S WHAT HOME EQUITY LOANS ARE FOR.

FINALLY, A VEHICLE AS IMPRACTICAL AS IT IS EXPENSIVE.

finally...a hybrid that isn't a mix of crappy design and lame acceleration.

DON'T JUST DRIVE...DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN.

IT'LL DRIVE YOU TO WORK, AND YOUR WIFE UP THE WALL. 

drive like you actually give a truck.

when you floor it, it'll floor you.

put your carbon footprint down.