TRAVEL

Who doesn't love a good vacation? Well, the writer of this site can barely remember what one of those is.
Maybe that's why these mediocre lines are perfect for the numerous stock shots of people running
carefree down a beach...or holding hands on some rock somewhere.

official venue of "getting away from it all."

visit kansas. it's right up your tornado alley.

SOMALIA'S best beach (quarter-finalist)

sure, the hotel is shabby. but you'll be too drunk to notice.

come in cancun

adventure awaits the adventurous adventurer

take a vacation from regular vacationing.

come back to all your problems with a sun tan.

when paradise is calling, you answer it.

a destination so good, you'd risk getting there by greyhound.

come for the views. stay for the booze. 

the vacation you've always dreamed of (no, not the one about the dinosaur)

you'll love it here. or you won't. 50/50 is pretty good odds.

are there fancier airlines? yes. cheaper? definitely not.