You have to wonder why a terrorist is wearing a disguise to make a call. You also have to wonder why he thinks bullets travel through phone lines. Not a genius.
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Snorting Crap
Going out on a limb here; this one was the product of a mind-meld between fans of Fox News, Info Wars, and Karl Rove. Get involved in that socialism/communism stuff and it'll kill you!
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GET ADDICTED TO HISTORY AT YALE.
LOVE SOCIALISM? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SNORTING?
NEW COKE. IT'S ADDICTIVE.
Hack Job Hacker
Enough. Just stop with this shit. It's almost as bad as a burglar in a striped jersey carrying a bag marked swag.
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