Egghead

Who the hell knows what they were thinking. If they were thinking. Sure, plenty of bald men merged with eggs have come and gone, but why this spin?

Possible headlines for this eggstravaganza :

YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELET WITHOUT HOMICIDE.

CRACKING DEALS ON FAR-EASTER EGGS.

DID YOU GET THE YOLK?

Clumsy Chef

There are some stock shots the exist purely because a Photoshop expert wanted to show off. This is one of those photos. What possible purpose could it serve other than making people feel physically sick?

Possible headlines for this cut-up:

KITCHEN NIGHTMARES WITH DAMIEN HIRST.

QUORN: MEAT WITHOUT THE BLOOD.

NEW FROM ARMOR: FINGER FOOD

Gimme The Bread

Is it possible to rob a bakery with a loaf of bread? Maybe if you baked it into the shape of an AR-15. And painted it black. And swapped it for a real gun. 

Possible headlines for this half-baked crap:

DON'T MOVE. THIS IS A FRENCH-STICK-UP.

LOADED WITH GOODNESS.

FLOUR POWER.