Beefy Guy

Oh yeah, cut me off a piece. Seriously, someone spent a bunch of time and money creating a stock shot that will be used only once. Right here.

Possible headlines for this inedible atrocity:

PUTTING THE ARM IN ARMOR HOT DOGS.

HEY BABY...TASTE A REAL MAN'S MEAT.

I'M TAKING YOU TO POUND-OF-SALAMI TOWN.

Spring Dress for Hitler

"Hey boss...do we have a photo of Hitler...in a dress...peeling potatoes that have gone to seed...and looking off into the distance, like every memory of his awful past haunts his soul?" "NO...but we can make one."

Possible headlines for this atrocity:

AND YOU THOUGHT GUY FEIRI WAS BAD...

VERY CROSS DRESSER.

SPUDDY HELL.